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{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}

{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}

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{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}

{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}

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