{"type":"general","setup":"What do elves post on Social Media?","punchline":"Elf-ies.","id":401}
{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Opportunity.","punchline":"That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!","id":33}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call someone with no nose?","punchline":"Nobody knows.","id":224}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?","punchline":"So time would fly.","id":389}
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{"type":"general","setup":"did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?","punchline":"they were cooked in Greece","id":31}
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{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the scarecrow win an award?","punchline":"Because he was outstanding in his field.","id":333}
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