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Heartland Poker Tour (HPT) is an internationally syndicated television program airing 52 weeks each year and a U.S.-based poker tour. Created by friends Greg Lang and Todd Anderson in 2005, HPT promotes the tagline \"Real People, Unreal Money.\" Originally developed to be a regional TV show airing in the Midwest, syndication expande